Mischa would like to command an army of animals to keep the tourist population of DC in check, including but not being limited to: komodo dragons, tigers, triceratops, bulls, and apes of various sizes. He is rather old-left and suspicious of that “critical theory” stuff that the kids are listening to these days.

[...] have workplace self-esteem issues. As for the chinchilla and club drugs, I really have no clue. Mischa is good at non-serious armchair psychoanalysis, maybe he has a [...]