when toys are made of fail…

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looks like someone needs to go have a seat over there

We here at Dinosaurs try not to engage in petty celebrity news–both for the sake of dignity and because we know other people do it better.

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But this was too good to pass up.
If you told me the woman standing next to him was Mariska Hargitay, I’d believe you.
Happy Friday!

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John Mccain wants your children to be molested

The Obama camp replied:
“It is shameful and downright perverse for the McCain campaign to use a bill that was written to protect young children from sexual predators as a recycled and discredited political attack against a father of two young girls – a position that his friend Mitt Romney also holds. [...]

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Palin daily round-up

Yep, it’s come to that. So a couple items:
Item the First: Palin Girls Live! Live! Live! The Baltimore/Washington Examiner, a reliable if right-wing free daily, ran some photos of Bristol Palin from TMZ today. Among others:

Begs the obvious question: Was she drinking when she was pregnant? (And, if not, then this means [...]

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Partial Palin panic

Palin has been my nightmare scenario for the longest. That’s not to say she doesn’t have significant, exploitable weaknesses. It’s just that she also has what the basketball scouts call “tremendous upside potential,” mainly in the PR department. With a wholesome family, nice looks and a folksy, heartland-ish style, she could be [...]

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in more preteen pubic area news

Bikini Waxes for Tweens
“Virgin hair can be waxed so successfully that growth can be permanently stopped in just 2 to 6 sessions. Save your child a lifetime of waxing … and put the money in the bank for her college education instead!”

Yes, you read that correctly.
There is very little I feel I can say [...]

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pedo-bear approved (most links nsfw—that’s how you know they’re good!)

August 14 (Originally posted by Mireille)
Long gone are the days when there was nothing more sexually suggestive on 7-year-old girl’s panties than Lambchop.

Disney has caused controversy across the pond by selling packs of underpants with the phrase “Dive In” on the front. It’s apparently referencing a line from the bewilderingly successful cash cow High [...]

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Barely legal Russian cyber … (war, you perverts.)

August 10 (Originally posted by Mischa)
The Russian effort in Georgia has a powerful ally: hackers. (You were expecting maybe bear cavalry?) Several Georgian state servers, as well as the websites of the Office of the President, Ministry of Foreign Affairs, and Ministry of Defense have been hijacked, starting weeks in advance of [...]

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