This is an actual title of a play:
“The Communist Dracula Pageant – by Americans, for Americans; a play about the Romanian Revolution of 1989 with hallucinations, phosphorescence, and bears.”
Need photographic evidence?
It’s worth checking out if you’re in Boston. The review is decent, although the critic “honestly can’t tell you just what the bears are for.” Obviously, they’re for stage direction. Because really, no one has used that before.